Q: My cousin has a camera. Can he do part of the shoot to save money?
A: Only if your cousin also has lighting, insurance, editing software, and 15 years of emotional resilience.
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Q: I saw a video on Instagram. Can we make that but totally different?
A: So… the same, but not the same. Got it. Classic brief.
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Q: Do you accept payment in “exposure”?
A: Yes! We keep all “exposure” payments in a special jar labeled “wishful thinking.”
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Q: How many revisions do I get?
A: Depends how many emotional breakdowns are you willing to fund?
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Q: Can you make my brand feel more ‘authentic’?
A: Absolutely. Step one: be authentic.
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Q: Why does it take so long to edit?
A: Because we are rearranging time, space, and your indecision into something watchable.
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Q: Can you add more vibe?
A: We can. Just to confirm, do you mean cinematic, nostalgic, chaotic, or “mysterious smoke machine in the corner” vibe?
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Q: I have an idea. It’s not really an idea yet. Can you make it happen?
A: Welcome to the creative process! Please deposit your half-baked thoughts in the magic inbox.
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Q: Why does creative work cost so much?
A: Because experience, talent, and caffeine aren’t free.
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Q: What if we just “wing it” on the day?
A: Excellent. Nothing says “professional production” like chaos and regret.
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